Elder Wadley, Uncensored and Unpunctuated

Today was Elder Wadley's first official p-day in the MTC. My phone chimed in with his e-mail when I was in class at the gym, and it gave me a fine excuse to sit right down on my bench and read it. Priorities, people! This week has not been a bad one for me, emotionally. I have been at peace, and I know that Brendan is right where he is supposed to be. It also helps that his e-mails seem happy. More than happy, I guess. He has no filter and is completely uncensored and I kinda love it. I need to warn y'all that he doesn't believe in punctuation. I thought about making the edits, and figured it would take me all day. So you get them how I get them, I don't see this magically changing in the future.

this week was horrible i want to be dead lol just kidding yeah ive gotten the donuts and the package. the fireworks sucked this year they did them on the 2nd because BYU is lame but its mostly cause family nights are wednesdays which again is stupid we never did family night and i turned out just fine! (Disclaimer- we occasionally had what we lovingly referred to as "family fight nights" that began and ended in prayer.) i haven't been playing soccer mostly just play volleyball or four square congrats on cleaning the house thats pretty cool i just did laundry so thats just as cool um also the food here blows and i hate it but we eat a lot so im not ever hungry my comp is super cool and he is really good at talking to people we have these things called TRC's and they're very fun has anyone drove my jeep yet? i read four books in the book of Mormon in two days just sayin. granted it was jacob enos jarom and omni but hey four books-plus enos is an awesome book hey i need something i need chik fil a nuggets with a lot of chick fil a sauce can you make that happen? also tell shayne to email me that jerk yeah so anyway i might get on later so stay alert or something k bye

Elder Wadley

Here is a little of our back and forth: I am in blue and Elder Brendan in red.

You shared the cookies and Sunny D i sent with your roommates, didn't you?
Holy cow. It's weird having you gone- but you seem happy. Are you happy? Do you need anything?

yeah i shared ummmmmmmm as far as more things go hows about idk send me some really just fun things like my gameboy or something like playing cards maybe some marijuana to take the edge off  this is a lot of religion for one week idk surprise me

You are terrible.

Tell me what a typical day is like for you. When do you wake up- what is your schedule? What is bedtime, why is the food terrible?

no thank you on all that but hey the food does just suck

Brendan. Listen. I haven't been on a mission and I want to know stuff. And I am your only solid contact on the outside-keep me happy I want to know what your schedule is like!

my schedule is as follows  breakfast sit in a class for 5 hours lunch sit in a classroom for 5 hours dinner sit in a classroom for 5 hours go to bed thats basically it although we started trc's this week which are really fun and we get to exercise for an hour so its basically prison but with the spirit

hey mother whats brown and sticky?

Dang it Brendan. I'm afraid to hear this answer.

a stick

Go read some books!

lol

I got some photos too! Thank goodness his roommates are taking photos. Thank goodness his roommates are tolerating him. He is kind of a mess! I did send some earplugs for Brendan to hand out- he snores like crazy. One of his roommates already thanked me for that.
His departure date for Indiana is the 18th. I get one more p-day email from the MTC. And I have ten days to get him some apparently vital Chick-fil-A.

Elder Darrington, Elder Cepeda, Elder Wadley, Elder Fonohema

I am assuming this is after or before exercise time. No taco-pits, must be before.

Provo Temple

Brendan is third from the left. He looks like he misses his Mom and her constant camera to his face.

He brought this dang Ape mask with him to the MTC- this is Elder Cepeda wearing it around.

I miss this face!