The One Where Elder Wadley Splits His Pants

Elder Brendan has always been a go-hard-or-go-home kind of a kid. He is hard on clothes. He frequently blew the knees out of his Tough Skins when he was in grade school, and when he got older his shirts resembled used napkins. He never knew what happened when I would question him about missing pockets or industrial strength stains. I am not surprised that he has already obliterated some slacks.

this week has been really good ronnies fine and i misplaced my backpack which has my camera in it so no pics and i have no clue where it is so that kinda sucks also ive been to that ross when i was in vegas before i left remember when i did that good times

I need to chime in here with a little back story. Our family took a quick two-day trip to Vegas this week. We did all of the family friendly things, hit the pool, did some shopping, cleansed our palate at the Vegas temple and then came home.
A few months ago- when Brendan had his mission call, and was waiting to serve, he and some friends took a little road trip. No big deal, right? Well, all of a sudden they were in Vegas. They ate at a buffet and apparently shopped at Ross and WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. He is an anomaly. I think sometimes moms don't know what their kids do until way further down the line. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. I don't really want to know what his "good times" were.

um some members gave me some clothes yesterday which was pretty sweet i blew my pants apart when i was there so they gave me some and they gave me some really nice shoes as well they had been looking for a missionary to give them to for awhile and they fit me so that was sick

Can I mention that I sent Elder Wadley to Indiana with no less than 10-12 pairs of slacks, and three pairs of really nice shoes? Uuuuugh.

Oh my heck your pants!! 

Brendan! I need pics of this crap. It's PDay right? Find your dang backpack!

Did you tell those members thanks for the clothes? What kind of shoes did they give you? How did you blow your pants out?

i was bending over and tying the shoes they gave me and blew out the crotch and the shoes are these really nice eccos i told them thanks will you send me the guitar that was in my room

So, Brendan doesn't play the guitar, never has.

no

well i havent found my backpack there two possible places that i can think of for it and if its not there i have no clue where it is and that means i lost my camera so that sucks why wont you send the guitar? 

Sweet. That was a 250.00 camera but hey let me spend more money to send a guitar, that you don't even play, even though your missionary papers specifically said not to bring musical instruments. I'll get right on that.

But I still love ya. :)

I think he is gone now.
They were planning on going bowling for p-day.
Or maybe he is still trying to look for his camera, or perhaps a little disgruntled at me for thwarting his dream of mastering the guitar.